Admin. Some say all he does is take, but only when you give. When it’s SOLD-OUT, it’s SOLD-OUT.

The Ticket Taker

takes your ticket and lets you in. No more, no less. Women’s washroom to the right, men’s to the left. You sure this bill is real? Nevermind–no time for that. It matters not. The lights are going down. Grab your popcorn and get in your seat. After all, you paid for this, one way or another. If you haven’t, you will. Make yourself at home until the show is over or you’ve had enough, and only then has it begun…

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