I hope he talks just the way you want him
to, never speaks a wrong word, and makes
you feel just right

I hope he lies next to you, without
a movement or a sound; sleeps peacefully as
a corpse, not a single nightmare, all ears
in the morning

I hope he wears the best cologne—the kind
you really love—the kind stolen from the
plants of ecosystems you most adore, but
you don’t know that, and you only
adore him more

I hope there are no affairs, no
arguments—I hope everything is
perfect—that he’s never right, but
you never tell him; you whittle
around the corners, make deals
with his friends on late nights
in dark places when you’re
too drunk to think so you
at least have a halfway decent
excuse as to why you
covered it all up

I hope he never raises his voice, nor
you yours; I hope you talk it all out
civilly, you agree on everything—
that he’s ‘ok’ with how you are, he’s
‘all right’ with you, and you ‘can’t
complain’ with him, you are ‘doing
just fine’

I hope you rub his back every
single night, you rub it long and well
and think of nothing but this
well-mannered man you love and
the perfect life you have
together: everything ideal,
picturesque, amaranthine—
where nothing is awry and
nothing ever goes wrong

I hope his ugly suits make you
coo inside and he compliments you
on whatever you put on, that
his sex and intelligence and
humor is slightly above what
you consider acceptable,
and you feel you are
the artsy, gutsy, pretty
one; it all fits in place
nice and snug

I hope he never makes you scream
or hurt or bleed, he stays
even-keeled and follows all the rules
at all times; he’s always nice, as nice
as spice—as nice as nice can be,
as nice as nice can fucking get!—
and never has an unkind word to
say about you or anyone
or anything else

I hope there are no issues, no
problems to ever fix; no overheating
engines or flat tires or other
dilemmas on your journeys
you’d have to come together
to figure out; no quarrels or
qualms with other folks to overcome
and bond over and be better for; no
need for resilience or resourcefulness
or character—that everything is
easy; smooth and sustaining,
simple and good

I hope he’s not an artist, that
he never shows any sign of
emotion beyond the level of a
fully grown adult mallard, or
creative prowess greater than
that of a peanut-eating prodigy
of a mathematician’s son;
that he does well and does as
he’s told, he pleases many
and people are on his side—on
your side—and life rolls on
and on and on

I hope he sticks to the straight
and narrow, he never makes you
nervous or question or think;
everything is planned out and goes
according to schedule—exactly as
it should go, and was always
meant to be

I hope he never chases you, or
makes you feel unsafe or unwanted;
that you are effortlessly comfortable
at all times, there is no need
to leave because everything is provided,
convenient; no need to search for
anything else, or move, or
change, or try

I hope you never wonder what else
could be or could have been, that it’s
all there—neat, nice, and nifty—
he dedicates every stolen note
and lyric just for you while all
the people of accepted mediocrity smile
and cheer, applauding it all on

but, most of all, I pray:

(choose your own ending)

a) when this serpent without eyes or
poison bursts from my chest
and swallows what’s left of me whole,
that its one and only instinct
is to slither underneath
an unnamed ocean, up upon
an undiscovered land,
and to become undone—quietly
and completely—leaving not
a tooth or scale capable
of fossilization, not a protein
or chromosome adequate for analysis,
followed by no less than three days
of heavy acid rains, disintegrating
all traces of its existence back into
the sloshy mud and mineral soup
from whence it came

b) when the agony of loss, the despair
of defeat finishes disassembling me
to my disheveled core—to dust,
debris; to the sands of the hourglass
of the soul—you find confidence
in the fact you made the right
decision in the face of adversity;
you euthanized affiliation when it
was evident even miracles could never
provide full recovery, and you realize
that though the hourglass is
bound celestially to the stellar brick
of the cosmic wall, even the universe
can be flipped at will; or if worse
comes to worse (in case of emergency!)
you can smash the glass
and snort or swallow the contents
to get high on me one last time—
achieving spiritual enlightenment
without a crash, until you only
want to live again and again

c) when I am deposited like a seed
into soil, a tree sprouts forth
for you and him to eat of its fruits
if you so wish, find refuge in its
shade, chop down if need be, to build
shelter or make paper on which to print
line after line of dazzling and delightful
poetry and prose—

and late at night, when he is all alone,
he can get real close to hear
the whispered wisdom of
eighteen ancient kings, saying
a girl like you needs more—
craves it, desires it, yearns
for it—and learns from
my mistakes before disaster unrolls
the charred carpet—unlike fools,
who only learn after

…and late at night, when you are
all alone, you can do the same—
because you always loved my words
and my voice, my rhetoric and delivery,
more than you ever loved me (as if they
aren’t already echoing on forever
in your beautiful brain)

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but hope is for politicians,
prayers are for those on their knees,
and I only hope and pray
I’ll never be a classless beggar.