aka in replication of the sound of a body tossed from two stories on a late summer night on a dark, leafy street in Montréal—depending on the weight of the bones, et al (nails and hair and other organs and such, etc., etc.), the angle of contact, and the fundamental structure of what lies beneath; the chemistry of the concrete, the temperature of the pavement, the age and tone and character of that course, unforgiving stone:

¡¡shhh-MAKK!!
*fsss glubglub*