Today, I went to a wedding
well, a wedding went to me

they swarmed and took photos
around where I attempted
to enjoy a beer

no one asked me to move
(which I gladly would have)
or even said hi, though
they came within less
than a foot of the rock
on which I sat

I gazed out onto the lake
in desolation, and said
it was just a little tough
considering I’d just been
left at the altar

they said: Stacy, we’re
taking another picture!

a grand time was had by all;
it was a day we’d never forget.