and you can’t change it
there were mastodons
then, creatures of
amorphous being,
entities that couldn’t
breathe, gasping up
air

the abominable snowman
once had a carrot cock,
he pissed himself clean,
trickled hot water, melted
to a molecule, to
the staunch singularity that
started this Universe—

and the critics still say (and
they swear by it!), “He
should have held it in—”